McJagger got me giggling for sure. I forgot it was Valentine’s day, just not the same when you have lost the love of your life. I used to complain about the snoring but I would give anything to hear it again, so give Tim a break. Lol Gigi
But Steeeeeeve...what if someone is trying to beat, stone and behead them? Wouldn't you feel guilty if you'd had the opportunity to give them a knife but didn't?
The whole 'I thought you knew...' cracked me up. It was a bad day yesterday and my god, did it ever fit! I just refused to go with him today. I told him that he needed to figure out what he wanted to do with it. I was totally prepared to return it all and buy a piece of linoleum. It is just too much to expect me to sit quietly, and he gets upset if I try to debate it. He did admit today, when he came home that it was not perfect (by his standards), but that it looked very nice. He also agreed that it wasn't anything that anybody would ever notice. Unless they run a laser line down the floor.
Whooo boy. We got on each other's nerves pretty badly yesterday. He is a machinist, and his job is precision. Some materials do NOT lend themselves to 'precision'. They just don't. The slightest variation in spacing between the tongue and the groove of the hardwood flooring was making him rip out and start over. My point was that really, who is going to notice 1/8 in variation in a space of a board running 15 feet? It honestly did. not. matter. Two hours and he was still sorting boards to get everything run perfectly using his laser level. We hadn't laid a board. He got mad. I got mad.
Oh gosh! These are absolutely awesome. I burst out laughing when I saw the one about annoying. I hope you had a great Valentine's Day. Nothing special here, but we're content.
I thought you knew 😄
ReplyDeleteValentine's is the second chance for Welshmen who missed St Dwynwen...on Jan 25th...
Never heard of this, but it was nice to know that St Dwynwen met a nicer end than poor St Valentine.
DeleteThank you. You actually got me to giggle.
ReplyDeleteWe can all use a giggle right now, I think.
DeleteFunny good, we need it!
ReplyDeleteSure do. I hope you have a nice day, Thelma.
DeleteAll of them so true 💜
ReplyDeleteLOL. Just the facts, Jaycee. Nuthin' but the facts.
DeleteLoved the McJagger one, not seen it before.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was just the ticket for Mary. I'm glad it's tickling a lot of funny bones.
DeleteIt is interesting about St Valentine. I didn't know.
ReplyDeleteI like the third. Love them perhaps, but they can be annoying.
The path of true love is often aggravating as heck.
DeleteVery good, especially Cupid!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked them. I hope you and Barry have a good day with your quadripeds.
DeleteMcJagger got me giggling for sure. I forgot it was Valentine’s day, just not the same when you have lost the love of your life. I used to complain about the snoring but I would give anything to hear it again, so give Tim a break. Lol Gigi
ReplyDeleteSnoring, I could take. I'm glad you found a laugh here today, Gigi.
DeleteHave a good day!
ReplyDeleteYou and Sue, too!
DeleteMcJagger--haha, love it! Happy V Day, Debby PS. Growing up, my grandparents called me McDougall, this reminded me of that :^)
ReplyDeleteGlad it gave you a nice memory.
DeleteHappy Valentine's Day! Don't give anyone a knife. :)
ReplyDeleteBut Steeeeeeve...what if someone is trying to beat, stone and behead them? Wouldn't you feel guilty if you'd had the opportunity to give them a knife but didn't?
DeleteI thought you knew. I love the apology, not apology. I'm stealing it.
ReplyDeleteThat's what memes are for. Spread the love!
DeleteHappy Valentine's Day to you and Tim!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ellen. I hope you have a nice day as well.
DeleteThank you, Debby! I love McJagger. He looks completely appropriately evil in that outfit and make-up. Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw this, I thought of you.
DeleteThose are great! Thank you, and Happy Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
DeleteMy brother's birthday is today. Happy Valentines to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to your brother, and Happy Valentine's Day to you and the Micromanager.
DeleteI enjoyed the funnies, still chuckling here. Happy Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad, Deb. We can all use a bit of humor.
DeleteMcJagger is a cracker. Hope you have a nice evening Debby.
ReplyDeleteThanks to you and J for your book suggestion. I can't wait for it to arrive. Happy Valentine's day to you and Mrs. Dave.
DeleteI can't decide between the "toddler coming at you with a knife" and "I;m sorry I called you an asshole"! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteThe whole 'I thought you knew...' cracked me up. It was a bad day yesterday and my god, did it ever fit! I just refused to go with him today. I told him that he needed to figure out what he wanted to do with it. I was totally prepared to return it all and buy a piece of linoleum. It is just too much to expect me to sit quietly, and he gets upset if I try to debate it. He did admit today, when he came home that it was not perfect (by his standards), but that it looked very nice. He also agreed that it wasn't anything that anybody would ever notice. Unless they run a laser line down the floor.
DeleteThese are funny, especially McJagger.
ReplyDeleteThat one did make me laugh although it hasn't got a thing to do with Valentine's day. I knew it would give Mary a giggle.
DeleteI love the yesterday you were annoying! Happy V day!
ReplyDeleteWhooo boy. We got on each other's nerves pretty badly yesterday. He is a machinist, and his job is precision. Some materials do NOT lend themselves to 'precision'. They just don't. The slightest variation in spacing between the tongue and the groove of the hardwood flooring was making him rip out and start over. My point was that really, who is going to notice 1/8 in variation in a space of a board running 15 feet? It honestly did. not. matter. Two hours and he was still sorting boards to get everything run perfectly using his laser level. We hadn't laid a board. He got mad. I got mad.
DeleteLoved these - very funny
ReplyDeleteFunny after the fact I guess.
DeleteLove these! 😂
ReplyDeleteThey made me laugh.
DeleteGood, every one of them.
ReplyDeleteOh gosh! These are absolutely awesome. I burst out laughing when I saw the one about annoying. I hope you had a great Valentine's Day. Nothing special here, but we're content.
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