So Levi told someone he had 3 and a half dozen kids.
I laughed.
He looked at me. "I do!" he insisted.
"Where do you stash the rest of them?" I asked. (For the record, he has nine.)
I should have known he had a joke up his sleeve. "I wouldn't lie about something like that," he said in a very serious voice. "I have three children and another half dozen."
And we sat in that comfortable livingroom, and we all had a laugh.
Nice one!
ReplyDeleteAmish dad joke about being a dad!
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit of a groaner, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteGood one to start out my day.
ReplyDeleteWeirdly, when I read this, I knew what he meant right away! (I guess because I knew he had nine. If I hadn't known that I might have been fooled!)
ReplyDeleteA novel way of counting his children.
ReplyDeleteI like it. I don't have enough to be able to adapt it for my own use.
ReplyDeleteA fine Dad joke!
ReplyDeleteMy dad would like that.
ReplyDeleteHa! Such a perfectly nerdy dad joke!😂Ricki
ReplyDeleteToo funny! But 9? That's amazing!
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