A vocal Trump supporter lives next door. We've managed to coexist without too much angst, but now he has a girlfriend, and they sit on the porch having their evening few and the neighbor feels the need to display his patriotism by calling out when he sees us.
Yesterday, I was walking up the driveway, and he was sitting on his porch. "Hey, Deb," he said, "How's it going?" (His girlfriend wasn't there).
I stopped and walked over to the fence. "Listen," I said, "We need to chat. We are not going to put up with this nonsense all summer long. There are a lot of people in this neighborhood that did not vote for your president. If you want, I can take you around door to door and introduce you to them so that you have other people to yell at. Here's the thing though. We have never said one word to you about all your signs. Not one word. We expected the same respect from you."
Long pause as we stared steadily at each other.
He quietly said, "I can do that."
"Good," I said, and continued up the driveway.
Late Edit: Just got back. I now have five avocado trees. This is really hilarious.