Monday, September 29, 2025

Buying a truck.

 Yesterday, Tim suddenly made a phone call. "I am about an hour away from you and I am leaving the house right now." 

I was dicing up tomatoes for salsa. He passed by, tossing me his phone. Google this address for me. He has a truck for sale. He just put it up an hour ago. He has had a lot of calls, but no one has made arrangements. If I like it, I am putting a five hundred dollar deposit on it. He said he would hold it 'til I got there." He headed for his shoes. I brought up the address, and kept my mouth shut. He knew what I thought. 

Out the door he flew. 

I had my own stuff to do. I had already canned 5 quarts of stewed tomatoes. I was turning another 5 quart crockpot of tomatoes into 5 quarts of spaghetti sauce, so I was chopping onions and peppers and garlic for that. I set up 4 cookie sheets of tomato skins for dehydrating. I talked to my youngest daughter on the phone. I made meatballs.

In the end, Tim returned home triumphant. He had bought a truck. It was from California. No rust. Chrome deer guard. Nice tires. Aluminum wheels. 

The seller was a nice fellow. When it came time to write out the receipt, he said that he could not read and write. He had a sister who took care of those things for him. He went into the house, and came out with the receipt, which he signed and gave to Tim.

Tim mused over that while we ate our spaghetti supper. "He knows trucks and does great body work. I'd guess he is in his seventies."

I said. "Well, I don't think it was uncommon for young men to leave school to take care of their families. My grandpa..." I trailed off. My grandpa would be about 120 now. This fellow was not much older than we were. The realization came as a shock, as once again I realized my own age.

So today, we drove up to get the truck. Surprisingly, Tim took the money in cash for him. He just felt like it would be easier for him. 

I didn't know how safe that was, but he had his mind made up. He knew the guy could count. 

We drove the hour to get there. We saw this: 

I can't imagine someone spending thousands of dollars to have a chainsaw carving of that man square in the middle of the front yard. There's a picture for your picture window, alright. It is not even very good. Look how big his hands are. 

Anyways we pulled up in front of a tidy little house. A neatly dressed man with a bushy mustache stepped out of his garage and walked out to meet us with a brisk step. Tim and he talked. We gave him a ride over to the AAA to do the title change and get the new plate for the truck. 

We handed him the money. He was a familiar face there and everyonegreeted him by name so I assume this was not the first time he had sold a vehicle. The woman doing the paperwork took him around a corner and helped him count the money. 

When the paperwork was done and we were walking back to the car, I asked him if he wanted us to take him to the bank to deposit it. "No, no," he replied. "I have a safe in my house."

So, we got him back home. There was a gray haired man with a ponytail in front of the garage. "Looks like you have company," I said.

"That's just my brother. He really wanted that truck. He already had a truck. I told him no."

Just something in his voice made me think that he really didn't care much for his brother. I was even surer of it when we all got out of the car. He immediately headed to his house. I noticed that he had that money concealed on the opposite side from his brother.

I was sure at that point that there was a problem in that relationship. 

We changed his plate for our new plate, Tim said, 'follow me'. He drove off in his new-to-him truck. 

We stopped for lunch about halfway home, and then headed off. I was following Tim still. It was such a pretty day, with autumn colors. The road got very twisty. Tim got further and further ahead. I was pretty sure I knew where I was, so I wasn't too worried. I just kept my eye on that far ahead green truck. 

I came to an intersection and I intended to turn right, but then I saw that green truck far off in front of me. He had gone straight. I simply assumed that he was taking another route, so I continued on straight, keeping that far off truck in my sight.

As I traveled along, I noticed I was catching up to that truck. Eventually I got close enough to see the dog's head out of the window. I was following someone else's green truck!

It made me laugh, but it was a pretty day for a drive. I knew where I was and I knew how to get home. 





43 comments:

  1. What a busy day! Glad you got home. I wonder if the green truck you followed was looking for its littermate-sibling green truck you purchased. Linda in Kansas

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    1. It was not even the same kind of truck, once I got close enough to actually get a look at it.

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  2. We must remain whimsical. Yes.
    Meanwhile you are tomato canning whiz!!!! Now that we are (finally) out of tomatoes, I am wishing I had made more salsa. No, I did not just say that, lol.

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    1. My salsa turned out so great! I know I will be wish I had more.

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  3. Sounds like your seller may have been dyslexic, and gone to school in a time and place that didn’t have resources to teach reading to such kids…

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  4. Your seller has a counterpart here - someone I know that can neither read nor write, but is a self-made man (millionaire) so it didn't hold him back! Sounds like your man is delighted with his new purchase - tickled me that you followed the wrong truck home!!

    As for the life size wooden Orange One in someone's front yard . . . words fail me!

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    1. He seemed like a very good person. He had skills and made the most of them.

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  5. I wouldn't want that ugly, over-sized gnome in my front garden!

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  6. Oh that’s so funny following the wrong truck, not so funny the garden ‘gnome’ that looks freakish - who on earth………

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    1. When that dog's head popped out, I couldn't believe it.

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  7. What an entertaining day! It is surprising to come across people who are illiterate and don't put their trust in banks. The garden ornament is hideous.

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  8. Big truck? Little one? Van? Lorry? Pickup? Picture? I like them all.

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    1. Chevy pick up truck. Extended cab. Your wish is my command. Pictures tomorrow.

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  9. I was waiting for the conclusion and was not disappointed.

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    1. It is my special talent: stupid human tricks.

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  10. Who would want that big piece of garbage in their yard, let me think, oh yes someone with the brains of a goldfish, just like the real piece of garbage. Gigi

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    1. Can you imagine living next door to that house?

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  11. Another truck? Where are the other trucks?
    The garden statue is as ghastly as the person is himself.

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    1. They are all here. But the good news is that he is going to sell one. He has said this before...

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  12. I have said it a hundred times and I will say it again- you are a sweeter wife than I am. "Google this address for me."
    Excuse me?
    Well, Tim got a truck and you got an experience and a good story. So there is that.

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    1. I guess I am just used to his bruskness. It did irk me that he just went tearing off down the road and left me behind. Even though I am perfectly capable of using Google maps. But I did get flowers Sunday, just because.

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  13. I wonder if the brother is the T supporter, and your seller doesn't approve. Funny about following the wrong truck.

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    1. The trump statue was not in the front yard of the sellers's house. It was just something I saw on the way there. The idolatry always shocks me.

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  14. Boys and their toys.
    We all collect something. If it's a good truck and priced right, why not?
    The wood carved statue is something else. I can't imagine seeing that daily.

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    1. Remains to be seen if it is a good truck or not. A largish order was placed with Rock Auto today.

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  15. I would have been worried through all of that!

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    1. He has done it enough that it doesn't faze me.

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  16. Trump has bragged about how he loved the uneducated. Seemed almost cliche. So sad. But glad it all went well and you still knew the way home after following the wrong green truck--lol! :)

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    1. Just a couple weeks ago, he said, 'smart people don't like me.' I howled. He is talking crazy and no one seems to notice.

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  17. Yes, the hands are way too big! Gave me a good laugh! So did following the wrong green truck! Sometimes getting a little lost can be a fun little adventure!

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    1. Yeah. I was pretty sure I knew where I was, but GPS makes Getty lost a lot harder. Punching my address into the phone would have been easy enough, but I did not even need to.

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  18. I'm guessing the gentleman Tim bought the truck from had learning disabilities which were never addressed, not uncommon back then when we were kids. My son still struggles with reading and writing and didn't learn how to read until he was 12, I taught him.
    I had to laugh about the dog and the green truck. And those Aunt Tifas.

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  19. Sibling rivalry....at best...sad.
    Does Tim now have enough trucks?! Or is the number needed N+1...

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    1. I think that perhaps the brother had a habit of taking advantage. He squirreled off with that money immediately.

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  20. I suppose a man can never have too many trucks. Can they???

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  21. The two Aunt Tifas were great. Nice to read the happy ending to your story. I was afraid you'd get there and he's sold it to someone else.

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  22. I am really impressed with all the cooking that you do, Debby. I hope that truck serves you (or Tim) well.

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  23. You are such a storyteller! I enjoyed reading all of this.

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