I can hardly believe my good fortune! I got tickets to see They Shall Not Grow Old. It has a very limited screening in the United States, just two days, the 17th and the 27th, in select theaters only. It is playing an hour and 20 minutes from here, but for only one day, the 17th. A Monday. I have to work that day, so I cannot make the 4PM showing, leaving me only the 7PM showing. I'll be exhausted when I get up at 3AM on Tuesday for work, but it will be totally worth it.