Today, at work, the radio was reporting news on the royal baby.
I said to my workmate, across the room, "What? Has the baby been born?"
Peg replied, "I don't know. I didn't hear."
"Cripes, Peg! You've missed it, and that might be the only report there ever is about the kidlet! This is not the sort of thing that will receive non-stop coverage!"
She laughed, and said in mock shame, "I'm sorry."