Thursday, March 28, 2013

Punography





I tried to catch some fog. I mist.



When chemists die, they barium.



Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.



A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.



I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.



How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.



I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.



The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.



I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.



I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.



They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.



A dyslexic man walks into a bra.



Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.



Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.



Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.



I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.



What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.



When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.



What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.



I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!



Broken pencils are pointless.



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the puns Deb. Will pass them on.

I thought you were going to say someone had swapped the basket for your Easter goodies!

Happy Easter this weekend to all. (Don't know about this verification - here goes.... - what? two words there? I can't even see one real word)

Barbx

Kelly said...

I'm groaning....but with a big smile on my face.

Debby said...

The louder the groan, the better the pun!

Happy Easter Barb and Kelly!

jeanie said...

V read these to me last night:

Did you hear about the man who ran so fast he outran a car? He got tired.

Did you hear about the man didn't run fast enough to catch the car? He got exhausted.

Happy Easter Debby!!