Thursday, March 28, 2013


I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.


Anonymous said...

Love the puns Deb. Will pass them on.

I thought you were going to say someone had swapped the basket for your Easter goodies!

Happy Easter this weekend to all. (Don't know about this verification - here goes.... - what? two words there? I can't even see one real word)


Kelly said...

I'm groaning....but with a big smile on my face.

Debby said...

The louder the groan, the better the pun!

Happy Easter Barb and Kelly!

jeanie said...

V read these to me last night:

Did you hear about the man who ran so fast he outran a car? He got tired.

Did you hear about the man didn't run fast enough to catch the car? He got exhausted.

Happy Easter Debby!!