Big news from the woods:
Tonight is our last night in our old house. We will be living in the new house from tomorrow forward.
We signed up for our new internet service, and got Direct TV too. We have leapt into the previous century, by golly.
If we can adjust to that dramatic change, we might consider joining this century as well.
*drums fingers nervously*
Moving kinda fast, ain't we? My neck hurts. Might be that there whiplash I hear tell of.