Voice from other room: "So we can get more stuff."
After some thought, I said, "You mean right now. Without waiting. We could have everything we want?"
Voice from other room: "Yep."
Me: "We could buy everything we wanted for the house right now, all the rugs, the livingroom furniture?"
Voice from other room: "I suppose."
Me: "Tim, we DESERVE to have everything we want, right now."
Voice from other room advises me to throw the stuff away.
You know, I was just goofing around, making a joke. I would have thrown the crap away anyhow, but it bothers me to think of all the people who receive these offers and don't throw the stuff away. To all of you people, let ME be the voice from the other room, the one that advises you to throw the stuff away. If you can't pay for the stuff right now, you're not going to be able to pay for it next month either.