I don't know why it has never occurred to me before: buying stock over the internet! What a dang fine idea that is! Just click on a link and pick out your stock and send them money, and bingo, penny stocks turn into millions. (MILLIONS, I TELL YOU!) If there is a flaw in this great plan, I cannot see it. It's quick, it's easy, and anyone can do it. That's why they are only letting a few people in on the big deal. Just a few of us. We can't have everyone making millions now (MILLIONS, I TELL YOU!) I mean the whole point of being rich is to be better than anyone else. Isn't it? So yeah. Those folks in Nigeria are doing the right thing by only letting a few of us in on the big secret.
I can't help wondering why, out of all the people in the world, (MILLIONS, I TELL YOU!) they chose little ol' me to receive that e-mail, that once in a life time offer? I've been tossing it around for a while, and I've come to the conclusion that it is because some folks, well, they just can't manage money. Me and Tim? We can. I guess I should say I can, because the e-mail came to my mail box, not Tim's. So, they have their doubts about Tim, but me? Hey, I can handle the riches (MILLIONS, I TELL YOU!). Anyways, Tim is lucky to be married to me, because when I am rolling in the dough (MILLIONS, I TELL YOU!), I am willing to share with him.
I get millions of these offers (MILLIONS, I TELL YOU!) every day. Sweepstakes, and stocks, and *psst* Hey buddy, wanna buy a watch? sort of things. Honestly. It amazes me that anybody would fall for this stuff. But they do.