So, I was working at the store, and our neighbor down the road dropped in. Heck of a nice guy. He's standing in line with a grin on his face. He says, "You know my wife. I got an anniversary coming up. What do you think about this for a present?" and he holds up a bottle of Anti-Monkey Butt Powder in a hot pink bottle for the ladies. I laughed out loud and said, "I think this, Keith: whatever is in the second package better be very, very nice."