Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Just for Grins and Chuckles

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Head Son

A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor
came and informed the dad that his son was born without a
torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!

But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he
could. Twenty-one years later, the son was old enough for
his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told
him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest
drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso popped out!

The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The
father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons
chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The
bartender shook his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms popped out!

The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged
his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another
drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the
whole affair.

By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands,
he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of
it.

Swoooop! Two legs popped out.

The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy
stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He
stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front
door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.

The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The
bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while
he was a head."

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Gotta go. Darned annoying psychology book is calling my name.

9 comments:

Karen said...

Since I am a cat lover, I laughed at the pictures! (And the joke!)

Have a good day at school, or at work, or where ever you are on your way off to!!!

Thanks for making me laugh!

WhiteStone said...

hahahahahahaha...

Ooops

After such a post, you NEED to get into that psych book! NOW!

steviewren said...

Thanks, I needed a laugh...I'm at work.

Stop wasting time and start memorizing that psych textbook...On page 256 you'll find this type of behavior is termed avoidance. Stop it!

Kelly said...

This is funny! When I was a little girl I use to tell a similar joke.... same punch line. I'll have to e-mail it to you.

Loved all the pictures, too!

Chez said...

From my Inbox to your Blog and I am still smiling. Thanks Debby.
Psychology books sounds interesting!

jeanie said...

ha ha - the ginger cat is me looking in the mirror most days.

Jayne said...

LMAO
Loved the chuckles, thanks! :)

BUSH BABE said...

Classic!!

I am QUITE sure there is a connection between this post and psychology... hmmmmm.
:-)
BB

Jenny said...

Cute pics. Funny post. Interesting blog.