I have to write an essay. A famous person is coming to my house for dinner. Dear heavens. I actually do not have much of an imagination. I don't write fiction, unless you're one of those folks in this world who disagree with my viewpoint. To you folks, I write nothing but fiction. Perspective is an interesting thing, and in the long run, not worth arguing over. There's room in the world for more than one opinion.
But I digress.
Suggestions? Who's coming to dinner? HELP!
PS: Do not suggest Mr. Bean. That takes way more description than I've got time for. I'm on my fifth page, and have decided that it's not going to work. I've uninvited Mr. Bean. I'll have to start over.