I get up this morning and I call.
I call and I call and I call.
This is just a little too easy.
"Yes, I do," I said. "Can you NOT find cancer this time around?" He stuttered a little and I burst out laughing. He laughed too, uncertainly. He said, "Let me give you our toll free number just in case you need to get hold of us, and gives me the same number I'd been calling all morning.