Thursday, January 29, 2009

Margaret and Helen

I can't stand Ann Coulter. I think that she is a malicious bitch who profits from saying hateful things. I started one of her books. By the time I finished with the first chapter, I felt as disgusted as if I was holding a piece of fecal material in my hands. I closed the book and did not finish it. I've seen her on TV, flipping her hair, wearing her go-go boots, and I have to tell you that she reminds me of a snobby cheerleader who, through malicious innuendo and and gossip, makes her way to the top of the high school food chain. This probably sounds harsh, but really, I can't stand her, I can't stand her politics, and I can't stand her ugly opinions. If I continue to talk about her, I'll start swearing. I try not to swear, but I'm actually quite good at it, and I do not want to be offensive. So allow me to say, I can't abide that damnable Ann Coulter, and I'll just stop my rant right there.
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Ann Coulter really ticked off two little old ladies, Margaret and Helen. Gotta tell you I haven't laughed so hard in just forever. They look like a couple of stereotypical grandmas, but I have never in my life heard a grandma call someone 'asshat'. Caution: If you're an Ann Coulter fan, don't bother heading over to see Margaret and Helen. You'll just start swearing.
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My thanks to A Novel Woman for introducing me to this duo.

17 comments:

A Novel Woman said...

Yer welcome! Just pass it on, as these ladies deserve to be heard. Aren't they just the funniest? and clever, too. Love them. Glad you did too.

Bob said...

Ann Coulter is entertainment.

Blicky Kitty said...

Oh swearing is really quite a skill when done well. One of my oldest friends can make the f-word into a superlative adjective with such panache it could curl your hair.

Ann Coulter is the evil spawn of Satan and I applauded every word of your rant.

jeanie said...

Gorgeous!!!

Scotty said...

I gotta agree with ya on this one, Debby - what I've seen of Ann Coulter so far paints her as a most objectionable human being.

quid said...

I ran into Margaret/Helen blog a few months ago and love them greatly.

Calling Ann Coulter a journalist is like calling Blagojevitch a governor. They both may have pretended, but in reality, its all just spew.

quid

Debby said...

Quid: But Blagojevitch is an ex-governor now. Wouldn't it be nice if Coulter began calling herself an ex-writer?

Mikey said...

I love Margaret and Helen, I've been to their site. Aren't they a pair of pistols? They kind of scare me, but they're dang funny!!!

mommamia said...

Thands for pointing out Margaret and Helen. I laughed so hard. They are wonderful.

Ann Coulter-well lets just say I agree with every word of your rant.

Jeanne said...

Linked here from Blicky Kitty's. I'm already a fan of Helen and Margaret -- if you like what they have to say about Ann, you'll love what they say about Sarah!

MuseSwings said...

You are so right about Ann Coulter. She's such an ass. I hate that she is given air time to express you useless opinions. Good post! Let it all hang out!

Anonymous said...

You can't be more wrong about Ann Coulter. She is a supply side conservative (that means she believes in smaller gov't. and lower taxes). Do you want higher taxes and bigger gov't.? Do you really believe that the gov't. spending trilions of our dollars will solve our economic problem? She is also pro-life. Aren't you? Barry has already approved funds that will reverse an anti-abortion policy in Africa that Bush started. She also believes in a strong defense and wants terrorism defeated. Under Bush our precious country has been safe from terrorist attacks. Barry wants to close Club Gitmo closed and also wants the death sentence revoked on a terrorist who participated in 911. Clinton dropped the ball when he could have had Osama bin Laden eliminated on three different occasions. I sincerely hope that you don't believe that we are safe from terrorist attacks. Liberals don't have the solution and never will because they just keep recycling old ideas to a new generation, hoping to convert them. Taxing and spending will NEVER turn our country around. Ann is outspoken for sure, but she is also very highly intelligent. How she dresses or wears her hair is irrevelant. Yes, Ann IS a cutting edge journalist and could make mincemeat of Pelosi.

Debby said...

You're entitled to your opinion. I think that you're wrong. Ann is not cutting edge. She's just cutting, in the ugliest most divisive way. I'm entitled to my opinion, as well.

Anonymous said...

You're entitled to yours too as I am. Your problem is that your hatred for her is clouding your judgement. What has she ever done to you to spawn so much hatred? Sounds personal to me. I'm surprised that you are for higher taxes, big gov't.,weak defense and abortion. Peace-Out.

Debby said...

You're overlooking a great deal to make your point. I have a different opinion. Vastly different. You will have to agree to disagree, or simply go somewhere else to read. I believe as strongly as you do, but another way. So do millions of other people in the world. I'm sorry you're disappointed, but life's funny like that, isn't it? Relax. Breathe. You'll get through it.

Anonymous said...

57 million people did not vote for Obama. 63 million voted for him. According to my math, that's only 52.5%. Life's funny like that. Relax.Breathe.

JJ said...

Hello again,

I've been slowly making my way through your archives so that I can follow along with your current writings. I am just loving it!

This quote had me in stitches, what a way with words! I love it!!

"By the time I finished with the first chapter, I felt as disgusted as if I was holding a piece of fecal material in my hands."