Did you ever know anyone who slipped?
Fell flat on her rear end?
In a swamp?
While holding a $300. mosquito trap?
Twisted the same stupid ankle that she's been twisting since she first twisted it in January?
Got to her feet, checking for damage
relieved at finding no damage to body or equipment
with a sinking feeling,
"Jeesh! Don't tell me I stepped in crap..."
to check the bottom of her shoes and discover
she had slipped on a FROG!!!!!
ACK! GAK! ARRRRRRRGH!
Do you know anybody that's happened to?