Did you ever get the urge to try something that you'd never tried before?
For no other particular reason than that:
that you had not done it before?
You start out all excited at the novelty of the situation.
You work at it, excited to find a side to yourself that you never even realized existed.
Then suddenly, you're on stage.
In a hoop skirt.
A line is spoken.
You know your line is next...
and you draw a blank.
I now understand how a deer in the headlights feels.
What the hell was I thinking?
From now on, I 'll just pay for the ticket.